Monday, April 16, 2007

The best website in human history even better than YouTube!

All the while my friends have been barraging me with questions like whether I have been to this great site or seen this funny video; have I downloaded Desperate Housewives Season 7d; why I never play Mapple Story; why I don’t appear online on MSN all the time; why I never talk to them when I do appear; why I only use templates from the official Blogger template selection; why I am still using Blogger; why I don’t use Gmail; and even why I have so little friends on the internet (official statistics sourced from Friendster and Facebook).

Well quite frankly, I’ve had ENOUGH.

But yesterday Kishan showed me this really great website which I just have to share with you all. With this site now available, the internet is finally worth surfing! It’s called the Uncyclopedia, and is a parody of the entire Wikipedia! You think TalkingCock is funny? You think U-Tube is the best? In that case, you just SHADDUP ok. The Uncyclopedia is the most extensive and funny website in the internet. It will provide you with endless years of entertainment because we all know that no human is able to finish reading an encyclopedia in his lifetime, not even Einstein. But just so you don’t waste you time clicking on the link below and end up being thoroughly disappointed, here are two samples; the funniest I have seen in the Uncyclopedia to date. From the entry: Pedophilia










A poor child suffering from post-paedo syndrome.












A child, tired of the abuse, strikes back


IS LAUGHTER THE BEST MEDICINE FOR YOU??? THEN CLICK HERE TO GET MORE YOU SICKO!

WARNING: DIFFERENT TYPES OF PATIENTS REQUIRE DIFFERENT FORMS OF LAUGHTER. THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PATIENTS: THOSE WHO LAUGH WHEN PEOPLE ON THE TELLY GET HURT, AND THOSE WHO LAUGH WHEN THEY HURT OTHERS. FOR THOSE IN THE 1ST CATEGORY, THE UNCYCLOPEDIA WILL WORK FOR YOU, AS IT IS SIMILAR IN NATURE TO BORAT. FOR THOSE IN THE 2ND,THE ONLY REMEDY IS TO STAY AWAY FROM SOCIETY.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've read it. It's extremely funny, especially the one on Malaysia, althought I hate how they bash on Malaysia, but it's so true. Like the one youth spending most of their time on Dota and Friendster. Haha, so true.

Anonymous said...

see! a testimonial on how funny that site is. I'd really love to post just about every funny thing on uncyclo but it's just not possible. esp funny is reading about your countries like kv did. and also reading bout other countries

Nicholas said...

man this website is so funny. it is ten thousand times funnier than the crap i go to like youtube, homestarunner, miniclip, etc.
it is my favourite website to go to now.